Inviting the Pastor
Ole and Lena invited their elderly Pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their 5-year-old son, Ole Jr., what they were having. "Goat" Ole Jr. replied. "Goat"? replied the startled man of the cloth. "Are you sure about that"?
"Yep", said Ole. "I heard my dad say to my mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have that old goat for dinner."