Liturgical Calendar

Pastor Schmidt was strolling through the park one beautiful day when he came upon child sitting on a bench, busily saying his ABC's. The pastor waited until the child was through, then said, "I see you're practicing your alphabet. Thats good."

"No," replied the child. "I was praying. You see, I don't know how to pray very well so I just give God the letters and he puts them into the right words!"